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How the Vanilla Purity Score is calculated

You start at 100. Each of the 60 questions is a yes or a no, and the questions are split evenly across five categories of twelve. Each category scores the percentage of its questions you answered “no”; the Vanilla Purity Score is the average of the five, rounded to a whole number — exactly 100 minus your percentage of yeses. 90–100 is Certified Vanilla, 0–14 is Vanilla Left the Building.

Method at a glance

Version
v1 · 2026-10-04
Input
60 questions across 5 dimensions
Result
A 0–100 index in 6 bands, plus a score per dimension
Scoring
Deterministic: the same input always gives the same result. No randomness, no AI model.
Where it runs
Your answers stay in your browser; they are not sent to analytics.
Method last updated

The Vanilla Purity Test is the softer cousin of the purity test: same rule, lighter questions. Here is exactly how the number is made.

The questions

The 60 questions are original to Wabiro. They are about ordinary life — crushes, parties, trips, small cover stories, awkward moments — and were written so that anyone can take the test and read it aloud with friends: nothing explicit, no substances, nothing risky named as a goal. Every question is a have you ever and every answer is yes or no. If it happened once, it is a yes.

They are split evenly across five categories:

CategoryQuestionsWeight
Dating & crushes1220%
Social life1220%
Adventure1220%
Rule-bending1220%
Bold & awkward1220%

The questions are shown one category at a time in rotation, and each round of five is a little less vanilla than the one before: the test opens with near-universal yeses (a crush on someone you barely knew) and closes on the rarer ones (skydiving, a public romantic gesture). The order does not change the score.

How a yes becomes a number

Every question is a protective item: a “no” is worth the full 3 points, a “yes” is worth 0. Your category score is your points in that category divided by the maximum, times 100 — the percentage of that category you said no to.

Your Vanilla Purity Score is the average of the five category scores, rounded once at the end to the nearest whole number. Because every category has the same number of questions and the same weight, this is exactly 100 minus the percentage of questions you answered “yes”: each yes takes 1⅔ points off.

The six bands

ScoreResult
90–100Certified Vanilla
75–89Mostly Vanilla
55–74Vanilla With Plot Twists
35–54Definitely Not That Vanilla
15–34Chaos Has Entered the Chat
0–14Vanilla Left the Building

The band names your result. The neighbouring band (towards the middle of the scale) is shown as your “also close to”, so an 89 and a 90 share a second identity even though the line falls between them. Certified Vanilla is meant to be rare: it allows at most six yeses out of sixty.

How it differs from the Purity Test

The Purity Test asks 50 questions that include nightlife and riskier experiences. The Vanilla Purity Test keeps the same direction — 100 means you said no to everything — but its questions stay in everyday territory, so it suits a much broader audience. The two scores are not comparable with each other: a 70 on one does not mean a 70 on the other.

What it is not

It is not a personality test, a measure of maturity, worth or morality, and it is not a scientific assessment. “Vanilla” here means the ice-cream flavour: classic, predictable, in a nice way. A high score and a low score are both just a description of which of these 60 things have happened to you so far. Your answers never leave your device: if you share your result, only the score, the band and the result name travel with it.

Versioning

This is version 1 of the Vanilla Purity Test. If a question, a weight or a band ever changes, a new version is published and older results keep the version they were computed with.

Vanilla Purity Test

How vanilla are you, really? Answer 60 quick yes-or-no questions about dating, social life, adventure and everyday chaos, and get your Vanilla Purity Score out of 100.

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