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What’s your dating archetype?
Sixteen painfully specific statements, one of eight archetypes — Golden Retriever, Iceberg, Chaos Flirt, Slow Burn and more. Find yours, then find out what your friends got.
- 2 min
- 16 questions
- Free
- No account needed
- Shareable
What is the Dating archetype?
The Wabiro dating archetype test asks you to rate 16 statements about how you actually date — reply speed, mixed signals, texting rules, how fast you fall — and matches you to one of eight archetypes: the Golden Retriever, the Iceberg, the Hopeless Romantic, the Chaos Flirt, the Slow Burn, the Protagonist, the Accidental Heartbreaker and the Strategist. Each statement feeds one archetype; the highest total wins.
How it’s scored
Each of the 16 statements is rated from 0 (not at all) to 3 (painfully accurate). Every statement feeds one archetype at full weight, and a few feed a second one at half weight. Each archetype’s score is its points divided by its maximum, as a percentage. The highest percentage is your archetype; the second highest is your “also close to”. Ties go to the archetype listed first.
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8 possible results
Every result comes with a label, two strengths, three tells and a line to use.
The Golden Retriever
Enthusiastic. Loyal. Zero poker face.
The Iceberg
Ninety percent of you is below the surface.
The Hopeless Romantic
Three dates in, you have named the dog.
The Chaos Flirt
Fun at parties. Confusing in relationships.
The Slow Burn
Friends first. Then friends for a while. Then… oh.
The Protagonist
Every date is a scene. You are the lead.
The Accidental Heartbreaker
You did not mean to. You never mean to.
The Strategist
Three-date rule. Reply-time policy. Spreadsheet optional.
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Questions people ask
See all questionsIs the Wabiro Red Flag Test really free?
Yes. The test gives you a complete result — your score, your level, your main pattern, two strengths, three patterns to watch, one action for today and a shareable card — for free, without an account. The premium report is an optional one-off purchase.
Do I need to create an account or give my e-mail?
No. Answers are stored on your device and the score is calculated in your browser. Nothing is asked before your result — no e-mail, no card, no sign-up. An optional account (magic link, no password) only exists to keep access to a purchased report from another device.
Where do my answers go?
Nowhere, by default. They stay in your browser’s local storage. If you create a share link or buy a report, we store your score, level and profile name on our servers — never your individual answers, and never in analytics.
What does the shared result card show?
Your profile name, your level, your score, a short line and an invitation to take the test. Nothing else: no answers, no dimension details, no personal data.
Is this a psychological or clinical test?
No. Wabiro is a self-reflection and entertainment tool built on documented rules. It is not a clinical assessment, a therapy service or a professional relationship diagnosis, and it never labels anyone toxic, narcissistic or abusive. If you are worried about your mental health or your safety, talk to a professional.
What’s your dating archetype?
Rate each statement on how true it is for the version of you that actually dates — not the version you describe to your friends.
Wabiro tests are entertainment and self-reflection, not clinical assessments, therapy or professional advice.