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Funny would you rather questions: absurd, silly, nothing adult

The light side of would you rather: talking animals, ridiculous superpowers, food crimes and choices nobody should have to make before breakfast. Levels Family to Awkward only — nothing adult, nothing heavy, all free.

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Free · no accountSolo or with friends10 min

How to play

  1. 1Pick an intensity.
  2. 2Tap the option you’d actually choose.
  3. 3Check the community vote, then defend yourself.

One phone each, revealed together

Examples

A few cards from the deck (the family-to-hard end).

  • Would you rather…

    talk to animals, but they’re all a bit rude / talk to plants, but they’re all extremely needy

    Family
  • Would you rather…

    read minds, but only the boring thoughts / see the future, but only five seconds ahead

    Fun
  • Would you rather…

    read your crush’s mind for one minute / erase your most embarrassing moment from the memory of everyone who saw it

    Awkward
  • Would you rather…

    summon any snack you want, but it’s always slightly squashed / summon any book you want, but the last page is always missing

    Family
  • Would you rather…

    have a real superpower that only your gran knows about / have a useless superpower that the whole world knows about

    Fun
  • Would you rather…

    have your thoughts subtitled above your head for one hour a day / have your search history read out loud every time you sneeze

    Awkward
  • Would you rather…

    only eat food that’s blue / only eat food that’s beige

    Family
  • Would you rather…

    turn invisible whenever you feel embarrassed / turn into a magnet whenever you feel nervous, forks and keys included

    Fun
  • Would you rather…

    share a tiny hotel room with your boss / share a small tent with your ex

    Awkward
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Would You Rather

Alone, it’s the quickest way to find out how your brain works at 1 a.m.: answer, then compare with the community once enough anonymous votes are in. With friends, read the question out loud from one phone and make everyone pick before anyone explains — the explaining is the game. Want everyone on their own phone? Open a Party Room: friends join with a link, a QR code or a six-letter code, everyone votes in secret and the split is revealed at once. As a couple, switch to the couples pack and keep track of who flinched first.

Intensities

  • FamilyGrandma-proof
  • FunSilly, never awkward
  • AwkwardCringe and embarrassing
  • HardProvocative, uncomfortable
  • Spicy 18+Adults only
  • Unhinged 18+Adults only, no limits

Levels 5 and 6 are for adults only: you confirm you are 18 or older before they are dealt.

Packs

Questions

Is the funny pack OK for kids?

Pick the Family level and yes: food, animals, superpowers and silly hypotheticals. The Fun and Awkward levels add school, work and mild cringe, better for teenagers and up.

Is everything in this pack free?

Yes. The funny pack stops at level 3, and every level up to 4 is free on Wabiro, with no account.

How do you play Would You Rather?

Someone reads two options, everyone picks one — no “neither”, no “both” — and then you defend your choice. On Wabiro the phone serves the questions at the intensity you picked, on one phone passed around or on everyone’s phone in a Party Room.

Are the community percentages real?

Yes. A question only shows how people voted once enough anonymous votes exist. Until then you see nothing — Wabiro never makes up a percentage.